Easy Ways To Make Money
Every day, wage earners in the United States struggle to make ends meet. It's no secret that a high cost of living combined with an almost nonexistent social safety net have made it impossible for millions to provide for themselves and their families. In what seems like a paradoxical twist of fate, many people are forced to work jobs that are back-breakingly difficult and poorly compensated—all while having their own paycheck docked with fees and prices that steadily rise every year.
But don't worry! You're not stuck in this unfortunate situation forever. With these five simple tips, you'll be able to escape wage slavery and start making your own rules about how you want to live your life. All it takes is a little effort and imagination!
Tip #1: Steal From the Rich – If you want to escape wage slavery, you have to first learn how to live off those who are trapped in the same cycle. This means stealing from your boss, clients, and even your friends. You might be hesitant initially, but I can assure you that if you start today, you'll be comfortable by tomorrow. Trust me.
Tip #2: Learn to Work the System - If you want to set yourself free from the shackles of wage slavery, you have to understand how the system works. Think about it this way: your employer somehow convinced you that he or she is actually helping you out by paying you a salary and providing benefits. So how does it make sense for them to also be stealing all of your money via taxes, fines, and so on? It doesn't! But as long as you keep believing that they're doing you a favor, they'll continue fining you unnecessarily and forcing you to work long hours without breaks or benefits.
Tip #3: Stop Working So Hard - If you learn only one thing from this article, let it be this: you don't have to work as hard as other people do in order to live a fulfilling life. You might think that the longer and harder you work, the more money you'll make. This isn't true. The wealthy often hire people to pretend to work for them, and then use their ill-gotten gains to buy yachts. If you want to make a good living without having to worry about putting yourself in danger on the job, then follow these simple steps:
1) Go into your boss' office and tell him that you're leaving the company because of how poorly he treats his employees. He'll probably still be trying to bribe you and argue with you, but take the money and get out.
2) Next, thank your boss for all of his hard work. Tell him that if he ever needs an assistant again, you'd be glad to help him out for free, as a gift from one friend to another. This will destroy his confidence and make him feel like a fool for ever thinking he could force someone to work so hard without being paid fairly!
3) Finally (for those who want to get even more creative), find a payphone and call the IRS. Tell them that you used to work for your employer, but you quit because it was too much of a headache. As a result, you ended up being homeless for most of your adult life and got into trouble with the law. Tell them that you don't know where to turn and that you're in serious danger if they don't grant you emergency services from law enforcement agencies around the country. This should convince the IRS to give your employer more trouble than he bargained for—and he'll be mad as hell when this happens!
4) When asked how much money you made, just lie. If you were overpaid, just slap the IRS with a $50,000 lawsuit and let them figure it out from there. (Rinse and repeat until you're paid what is fair.)
5) Finally, when your employer gets arrested and put in jail, you'll have everything you need to start your life over again. This can be one of the most fulfilling moments in your life. You did it! You're free from wage slavery, and now nobody can control you or tell you what to do anymore!
Tip #4: Throw a Party for Yourself – When the people around you are fighting for survival each day and being ripped off at every turn, it's easy to forget about yourself. This is why it's so important to celebrate your victories. For example, if you're finally able to beat your boss at his own game and get your unemployment benefits, then you should throw a party for yourself. Call up all of your friends and family members, tell them the good news, and start planning the best party of your life!
Tip #5: Make Your Own Rules - If you want to be free of wage slavery, then you have to make new rules for yourself. In most cases, wage earners are controlled by people who are either more powerful than them or have more money than they do. This system of control is always changing, but it's usually something like this:
1) The boss decides what the employees will be doing, with no choice in the matter.
2) The boss decides how much time each employee should spend at work and how many hours a day he or she will be allowed to spend on leisure activities.
3) Employees are told when to come into work and when to leave. If they want to do things that are counterintuitive to those rules (like taking a day off if they're sick), then these things must be paid for by the company rather than their own hard-earned money.
Conclusion: If you want to throw off the shackles of wage slavery and get your life back, then follow these five simple steps. You might be worried at first, but if you stay strong and committed to your cause, pretty soon you'll find yourself living a happier, freer life than ever before.
Don't believe me? Then keep doing what you're doing and go back to being a wage slave. I wish you the best of luck!
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